Decoded Geek Code
GEEK TYPE CODE [GCS/IT]
Geek of Computer Science, Geek of Information Technology.
GEEK DRESS CODE [d-]
I'm usually in jeans and a t-shirt.
GEEK SHAPE CODE [s+:]
I'm a little taller than most.
GEEK AGE CODE [a--]
My age is 20-24.
GEEK COMPUTERS CODE [C++]
Computers are a large part of my existence. When I get up in the
morning, the first thing I do is log myself in. I play games or mud
on weekends, but still manage to stay off of academic probation.
GEEK UNIX CODE [UL++++]
I use GNU/Linux exclusively. I am the sysadmin. If you try and
crack my machine don't be surprised if the municipal works
department gets an "accidental" computer-generated order to start a
new landfill on your front lawn or your quota is reduced to 4K.
GEEK PERL CODE [P+>++]
I know of perl. I like perl. I just haven't learned much perl, but
it is on my agenda. But someday I'd like to say: "Perl is a
powerful programming tool. I don't write shell scripts anymore
because I write them in Perl."
GEEK GNU/LINUX CODE [L++>++++$]
I use GNU/Linux ALMOST exclusively on my system. I've given up
trying to achieve GNU/Linux.God status, but welcome the OS as a
replacement for DOS. I only boot to DOS to play games. But someday
I'd like to say: "I am a GNU/Linux wizard. I munch C code for
breakfast and have enough room left over for a kernel debugging. I
have so many patches installed that I lost track about ten versions
ago. GNU/Linux newbies consider me a net.god. Getting paid for
it!"
GEEK EMACS CODE [E-(+)]
My tendencies on this issue range from: "Emacs is too big and
bloated for my tastes", to: "Emacs is great! I read my mail and
news with it!"
GEEK WORLD WIDE WEB CODE [W++]
I have a homepage. I surf daily. My homepage is advertised in my
.signature.
GEEK USENET CODE [N++]
I read all the news in a select handful of groups.
GEEK USENET ORACLE CODE [o?]
Usenet Oracle? I don't even know what that is...
GEEK KIBO CODE [K?]
Kibo? I don't even know what that is...
GEEK MICROSOFT WINDOWS CODE [w]
Ok, so I use MS Windows, I don't have to like it.
GEEK OS/2 CODE [O?]
OS/2? I don't even know what that is...
GEEK MACINTOSH CODE [M]
I use a Mac, but I'm pretty indifferent about it.
GEEK VMS CODE [V?]
VMS? I don't even know what that is...
GEEK POLITICS & SOCIAL ISSUES CODE [PS]
I really don't have an opinion; nobody's messing with my freedoms
right now.
GEEK POLITICS & ECONOMIC ISSUES CODE [PE++]
Keep the government off the backs of businesses. Deregulate as much
as possible.
GEEK CYPHERPUNKS CODE [Y+]
I have an interest and concern in privacy issues, but in reality I
am not really all that active or vocal.
GEEK PGP CODE [PGP+]
"Finger me for my public key".
GEEK STAR TREK CODE [t]
It's just another TV show.
GEEK BABYLON 5 CODE [5?]
Babylon 5? I don't even know what that is...
GEEK X FILES CODE [X+]
I've Converted my family and watch the show when I remember. It's
really kinda fun.
GEEK ROLE-PLAYING CODE [R-(+)]
My tendencies on this issue range from: "Gosh, what an utter waste
of time!", to: "I've got my weekly sessions set up and a character
that I know better than I know myself."
GEEK TELEVISION CODE [tv-@]
I watch tv for the news and 'special programming.' But that
varies...
GEEK BOOKS CODE [b+]
I enjoy reading, but don't get the time very often.
GEEK DILBERT CODE [DI+]
I read Dilbert daily, often understanding it.
GEEK DOOM CODE [D+]
It's a fun, action game that is a nice diversion on a lazy
afternoon.
THE GEEK CODE [G++]
I know what each letter means, but sometimes have to look up the
specifics.
GEEK EDUCATION CODE [e++>++++]
Got a Baccalaureate degree. But someday I'd like to say: "Managed
to get my Ph.D."
GEEK HOUSING CODE [h+]
Living alone, get out once a week to buy food, no more than once a
month to do laundry. All surfaces covered.
GEEK RELATIONSHIPS CODE [!r]
I've never had a relationship.
GEEK SEX CODE [!y]
Sex? What's that? I've had no sexual experiences.
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Version: 3.1
GCS/IT d- s+: a-- C++ UL++++ P+>++ L++>++++$ E-(+) W++ N++ o? K? w O? M V?
PS PE++ Y+ PGP+ t 5? X+ R-(+) tv-@ b+ DI+ D+ G++ e++>++++ h+ !r !y
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